can i have a small diet coke and a large penis?

thnx

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The tips of my hair look blue/grey
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thecutestofthecute:

This chow chow puppy looks like a chubby little black bear
"It’s okay that you chose it over me. We always choose the wrong things for ourselves. After all I chose you."
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brxkenpetal:

☁MASTURBATION TIPS☁
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